Comments on: Tim Hawkins – “Yoga Pants” (song) https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/ Clothing.To Sun, 26 Nov 8530 10:36:53 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.7 By: ShiroiŌkami A. Potter https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20198 Sun, 26 Nov 8530 10:36:53 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20198 My wife was out for three days to visit her mom
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands
I had to know her secret, I had to understand

Well I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
It might be soap operas but she says they’re too fake
It’s not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
I realized it’s got to be something that she wears

Yoga pants,
She wears them all day
Yoga pants,
At work and at play
Yoga pants,
What’s all the fuss?

What makes them so special that they keep them from us?
Yoga pants

Well any normal person would leave it alone
But I’m not a normal person and nobody was home

My wife was out of town and the kids were outside
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try her…
Yoga pants, Mh!
So stretchy and thin
Yoga pants, Mh!
Feels like my own skin
Yoga pants, eugh!
Where you been all my life?

I’ve never done yoga, but these make me want to try

Yoga pants, mh!
So soft and so sleek
Yoga pants, mh!
Feels good on my cheeks
Yoga pants, eh!
I’ll just say thanks
I don’t wear yoga pants… I wear Spanx

Yoga pants
Yoga pants

]]> By: Susan McLean https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20203 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20203 Hilarious

]]> By: iKasai https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20212 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20212 XD

]]> By: Yodalicious Modz https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20211 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20211 People wear them too much

]]> By: Zeke Friedeman https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20210 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20210 Reminds me of Jeffery Dallas hah

]]> By: Zach Clayton https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20209 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20209 ya know, he looks like Dale Junior here. A lot…..

]]> By: Troy Montoya https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20208 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20208 Lyrics! Haha

]]> By: Kitty https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20207 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20207 LOL

]]> By: Kylee B https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20206 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20206 Yes!!!:D

]]> By: James Edgar https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20205 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20205 YOGA PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Evelyn Unger https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20204 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20204 I think this song is so funny

]]> By: Carl Hicks Jr https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20193 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20193 Ok, I used to be a stand up comic for a living. Did it for about three years, and it’s made me something of an observer of comedy and that ephemeral ‘what makes this funny and that not funny’ aesthetic.
And I could go on for a page and a half on just how *genius* the ‘But I’m not a normal person and nobody was home’ is.
I’m a pretty jaded guy and have a black sense of humor and that has got to be the cleanest dirty joke that nearly made me fall out of my computer chair in YEARS

]]> By: Erica Cooper https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20202 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20202 Best Song Ever

]]> By: Dawnmarie Vosburgh https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20201 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20201 Great Song….. made me laugh

]]> By: jenl41 https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20200 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20200 Ahahaha, wasn’t expecting that last line!!! 😀

]]> By: Maycie Nunez https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20199 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20199 i love this song

]]> By: Alex Gordeev https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20197 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20197 aw man, just as i was thinking of writing a song about yoga pants…

]]> By: AngelicusImmortus https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20196 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20196 Love it ???

]]> By: Patti Stroud https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20195 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20195 My husband sings this to me whenever I wear my yoga pants

]]> By: kelli blue https://www.clothing.to/tim-hawkins-yoga-pants-song/#comment-20194 Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 https://www.clothing.to/?p=2824#comment-20194 In reply to Carl Hicks Jr.

You have probably by now seen more of Tim’s work. He has truly been blessed with a very wacky sense of humor, spot-on comedic timing, incredible musical talent, and just an all around ability to see the absurd in everything and make people laugh…till they about fall out of their chairs! I’ve heard other comedians wax about how they knew early on that Tim had that intangible “it factor” early in his career, which he then honed to perfection. I only just discovered him very recently, so am kicking myself that I knew nothing about him 5, 10, 15 years ago. He’s now semi-retired, but I sure hope he manages to stage a comeback. ??

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